CANADA! [Captain Jack Sparrow fixes the NV with an accusatory stare. In the background, that five feet of snow mentioned in the newsfeed lies around him. Snow is heaped on him as well, on his shoulders, in his hat--probably because he fell asleep outside.]

Canada! [Never mind that he's been here for nearly three months now, there have been more ( Read more... )

[When the voice feed starts, it sounds as if the muttering could be someone musing to themselves. An accidental recording, perhaps? But as it rambles on and on and on, it becomes clear that there is some sort of purpose to it, anyway.]

When a man finds himself midway to being marooned, it is both customary per the will and reason and otherwise wis ( Read more... )